Guardians Have Gone Wild With Fake Destiny 2 Ornaments
If you’ve been scanning through the Destiny 2 subreddit this week, then you might have noticed a rather worrying trend. No, it’s not more complaints to Bungie than usual, although that has been a thing. I’m actually talking about the fact that a number of Guardians have been making their own Ornaments, and they’re insane.
I’d be remiss not to mention Honkmoon, but we’ve already got an article on it here.
What follows are some of the best Ornaments that I’ve seen. Please enjoy.
Polaris Lance Reddick
This one comes courtesy of daGonz. It’s very much bottom of the barrel, but the name pun is what makes it. I also love that they used a very serious face from Lance Reddick.
Howl You Doing?
This one really hurts my eyes. Thanks theSaltySolo.
Thanks to garishbourne we have this absolute gem to look at. It reminds me of birdwatching gear, though it does look like something you’d attract the birds with in order to shoot them. I think it must tweet.
Weirdly, this one from Drillingham actually feels like it fits the Destiny universe. You’ve mounted the head of a beast on top of a weapon and are using it to kill loads more enemies. Worthy of Lord Shaxx himself.
Lace of Spades
World-overlord did what we were all thinking about. I can’t say it looks very practical, but then what Ornament does?
This was one of the first ones I saw. It’s absolutely insane, and comes from LazySilver. I do quite like the idea though. Again, it’s got a dead creature’s head on it, so very Destiny.
Bad Moo Moo
Who needs Honkmoon when anapollosun has made this? I’d love this more if it let out a huge ‘Moooooo!’ every time you got a kill streak or something. It would be hugely off-putting but also very funny.
This is the one that killed me. It’s just a bow made from a cow. What? It’s from the same creator as the Bad Moo Moo. I’m worried for cows in the future now.
This last one comes from BasketMage. I like it because it could exist. It’s just a snuggly cover for Sweet Business. Who doesn’t want to cuddle that weapon?
Let us know what you think of how ridiculous these are in the comments.